Last night, I talked my husband into going for a walk with me. We went up to the little lake that I love and did the top half, then he wanted to go home - so I said that I would walk home and he could leave (I didn't really feel too bad - he works on his feet for 10 hours a day, whereas I sit on my butt for 9 hours a day). So I start heading home and decide to jog until I get to the bottom of the hill.
At the bottom I'm walking along under some trees, minding my own business. Then I hear birds above me. 2 birds. That obviously had a nest in a tree. And they obviously think that I'm a coming after them ("Serpent! SER-PENT!!" - Name that Disney movie and you get 10 gold stars) and they start to fly above me and come for my head!
So I start to run again. And I'm watched by at least 7 cars that are waiting at the intersection. I'm pretty sure that I have my hands over my head at one point.
I barely escaped with my life.